posts tagged "robert sheehan"

honestlyronald-: Kelly: You are so shit at this. How do you ever get laid?Nathan: I… get girls really, really drunk.So… do you wanna steal some booze?
Kelly: Why are you in a wheelchair? Nathan: It was the storm - the strange tingling sensation in my anus has spread through my body and now? I can’t feel my legs. Kelly: I’m serious! Nathan: Ow! Jesus!
mildlyapprehensive: totally quoted this before reading the captions.
camiiki: “That’s what the kid at my school used to say and he had a nervous breakdown.”